For a living, I beat on Linux hardware for other people. Then I keep beating it so that it won't revert to useless shapes. Occasionally, I entertain ideas of beating the other people instead of the hardware, usually when they beat said hardware into new useless shapes, but I don't get paid for that part, so I haven't really done anything about it yet.

I also write.

With the economy being the way it is, there are too many things and not enough people to do them. Thus, I haven't had time to update these pages or do anything worth updating these pages for recently, and I took a lot of stuff down because it was so abysmally out of date. I left the poetry alone even though I haven't added anything new, because people apparently like it, and I left the stuffed broccoli up because he never gets old. Hopefully, someday the writing will get published and I can brag about it here.